Sunday, June 12, 2011

Prison

by James von Dielingen

There’s something that I must say to you
For fear you might never have learned
About what a life of crime can do
When your last citation is earned

Prison, you see, is not that much fun
You’re constantly locked up and watched
You can’t leave your block till your sentence is done
Good behavior can never be botched

No punching of necks or kicking of shins
No shivving is ever allowed
No selling cigars, no stabbing with pins
No yelling “Fire!” into a crowd

No cutting off fingers or shredding of faces
No biting, fish hooking, or hanging
No gauging, no smacking, no whipping with laces
No kidney punches or head banging

No laundry escapes or faking of ills
No shoveling under the wall
No soft downy pillows or other such frills
No, not any comforts at all

The moral, today, of my ill written warning
Should be quite simplistic to see
If ever you wake mischievous in the morning
Remember this warning from me

Don’t break the law, whatever you do,
The results will never be good.
Even if you aren’t caught, you may still go “Boo-hoo!”,
‘Cause your conscience will sadden your mood.

Be a good person and obey the law
It isn’t that difficult to do.
Unless it’s your taxes that pulled the last straw
‘Cause I can’t figure ‘em out, can you?

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