by James von Dielingen
Elsie May and Betty Sue were fighting over a pickle.
Elsie May thought Betty Sue was being rather fickle.
That fresh, plump gerkhin was the greatest pickle Elsie'd ever seen.
She thought it's bumps were perfect and was the loveliest shade of green.
Betty Sue thought Elsie May had to have seen one better,
whether by itself or fried up wrapped in flour, egg, and cheddar.
Elsie May and Betty Sue fought day and night and then
Their heads conjoined together like a pad and ballpoint pen.
For their new bright idea they both chose to charge a nickel.
They froze that sucker and many more and dubbed it Picklesicle.
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