by James von Dielingen
Doughnuts in the break room! Get one if you can
Before they are all eaten by a rather hefty man
I think he lives inside the room and waits for some free vittles
Which he eats in one or two bites to fill up his girth-y middles
You're telling me that's not the case? It's just a hungry staff
Who scarf the grub in well under a minute and a half?
Wow, these starving people didn't eat breakfast, I bet
So, instead they gobble the snacks I'm never fast enough to get
