by James von Dielingen
Is it weird that I wanna eat my bellybutton lint?
Wrap it in spaghetti noodles, flavor it with mint
Stack it between slices of a bread and butter pickle
And flour it with breadcrumbs from a loaf of pumpernickel
Cook it in a frying pan with earthworms from the dirt
And just a hint of citrus from a can of Diet Squirt
Fry it up until it gets that crispy golden batter
And place it on a fancy painted gilded serving platter
Hold on, I just heard it, I'm starting to get the hint
That it IS weird that I want to eat my bellybutton lint
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